British
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[] You know what a brolly is.
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase
[] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[] It's football. Not soccer.
Total: 1

Australian
[] You wear flip flops all year.
[] You call flip flops thongs not flip flops.
[] You love a backyard barbie.
[] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[]You love the beach.
[] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[x] You're a sports fanatic.
[] You are tanned.
[] You're a bit of a bogan.
[] You have an australian something
Total: 1

Italian
[] The Sopranos is a great show.
[] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[] You know Italian songs.
[] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''
[] You know what an Italian horn is
[] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[] You talk with your hands.
Total: 1

Spanish
[x] You say member instead of Remember.
[] You speak spanish or some.
[] You like tacos.
[] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[] You are dark skinned.
[] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[] You know what platanos are.
Total: 3

Russian
[] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[] You get into contests all the time.
[] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 3

Irish
[] You think beer is the best.
[] You have a bad temper.
[] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[] You have a family member from Ireland.
[x] You have blonde hair.
[] You have/had freckles.
[] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 3

African American
[] You say nigga/nukka casually
[] You have nappy hair.
[] You like rap.
[] You know how to shoot a gun
[] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[] You can dance.
[] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 2

Asian
[] You have slanty/small eyes.
[] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[] You have played the piano.
[] You have family from asia.
[] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[] Most people think you're Chinese.
[] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[] You go to Baulko.
Total: 1

German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[] You Speak some German (Warum ja, ich etwas Deutsches spreche. Gerade ein wenig, zwar.)
[] You know what Schnitzel is.
[] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[]You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2
Total: 3

Canadian
[] You like/play/played hockey.
[] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[] You know what poutine is.
[] You speak some french. (Je ne sais pas, monsieur.)
[] You love Tim Horton's.
[x] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[x] You watch/watched Degrassi
Total: 3

American
[] You hate foriegners
[] You hate non - Christians
[x] You're lazy
[] You are not cultured
[x] You hate abortion
[x] You love the death penalty
[] You don't read
[X] You shop at Wal-Mart
[x] You think this survey is rather biased
Total: 5